Cocktails
Secret Cocktail $15
Roll the dice – this cocktail changes weekly and we’re not telling you what’s in it. Trust us.
Corazon $18
TCH strawberry infused monte alban mezcal, amaro montenegro, lemon, peychaud’s, angosturaA grown-up strawberry margarita; put it in your face. It’s 3 kinds of awesome.
Venetian Spritzer $12
aperol, carpene malvolti prosecco, sodaWith aperol, prosecco and soda, you’re looking at a damn refreshing drink. Bring me my ice lolly!
This Drink is a Riot in London $18
tanqueray, st germain elderflower, campari, apple, cucumberAll the elements of an english summer: fresh, floral and a hint of bitter lawlessness.
Oh My God! It’s Pink! #3 $15
ketel one vodka, aperol, musk liqueur, grapefruitAn instant classic since it found its way onto our menu here – light, loaded and gone far too quickly.
Perfect Rosita $18
ocho curado, dolin dry, antica formula, campari, oj bittersThere is nothing that doesn’t taste epic with this agave infused tequila! She’s a negroni with finesse, curves and a party attitude.
Bowtie Club $18
TCH spiced rum, yellow chartreuse, pineapple, lime, orgeat, alohaTropical. That’s all you need to know – drink it and pretend you’re in Hawaii circa 1940. Aloha!
Snoop Lyin’ $18
el dorado rum, bulleit rye, TCH falernum and grenadine, absintheIs snoop lying? Nope, he’s changing his name! We update our ‘Swizzle Me This’ to the excellent combo you’ll find above. Why’s there an umbrella? In case of drizzle, my nizzle.
Duck & Store Me $18
TCH duck washed pyrat xo rum, shiraz, lime, angostura, TCH ginger beer, quackThe Dark n Stormy is a classic. The bartenders here are nutters. This is what they’ve done to it.
Revolucion $18
jose cuervo tradicional, manzanilla sherry, raspberrySherry and tequila are great bedfellows, each perfectly enhancing the other. Si!
First Class Refresco $18
st germain elderflower liqueur, sparkling torrontes, lime, mint, cute air hostessesStep 1: take a classic cocktail.
Step 2: tweak it until it’s unrecognisable.
Step 3: claim it as the most refreshing drink in town.
The 1% Cocktail $18
square one botanical vodka, maraschino, apple, limeTastes like pear, rose and cherry with apple. It has 1% of the menu space but occupies 50% of the tastiness.
Cobblin’ Around $18
TCH hubba bubba tanqueray, regal rogue bianco, lemon, oj bittersWe’ve infused a cobbler with a bit of fun, some bubblegum and memories of our youth!
Grom The Beachcomber $18
tanqueray, TCH curacao, TCH falernum, banana, lime, lemon, appleA summertime menu would be incomplete without an island style drink! We hark back to the days of the East India Trading Co. with this spiced up tiki treat.
Ruby Smuggler $15
stolen white rum, grapefruit, TCH grenadine, rhubarb tincture, bad punsSoft and delicate, steal yourself a taste of this sublime treat.
Beer & Cider
Peroni Red $7.5
Little Creatures Pilsner $9
Two Birds (golden ale) $9
Murray’s Whale Ale (american style wheat beer) $9
The Grifter (2L Growler of pale ale) $48
Special Brew (see waiter)
Mountain Goat Two Step Apple $9
The Apple Thief Pink Lady Apple $9
Monteith’s Crushed Pear $9
Old Mout Boysencider $10
Wine By The Glass
NV laurent perrier FR $18.5
Carpene malvolti prosecco conegliano IT $12
Uberblanc riesling TAS $11.5
Massena ‘the surly muse’ viognier SA $9.5
Merry pranksters sauvignon blanc NZ $11
Alpine valley pinot gris NZ $10.5
Cuttaway hill chardonnay NSW $10
Chalmers rosato rose VIC $11.50
Bress ‘silver chook’ pinot noir VIC (organic) $12
Merry pranksters GSM SA $9.5
Rio mendoza malbec ARG $11
Chateau plonk shiraz SA $10
Falu rosso montepulciano igt IT (organic) $10.5
Familia s deseado sparkling torrontes ARG $8.5
Kalleske jmk fortified shiraz vp $11
Sparkling Wine
2010 Deviation road ‘loftia’ vintage brut adl hills SA $62
NV Chandon rose $55
NV Carpene malvolti prosecco conegliano IT $58
NV Laurent perrier $95
2002 Laurent perrier millesime $130
NV Ruinart $130
NV Ruinart rose $160
1997 Salon cuvee s $490
Pink Wine
2012 Save our souls ‘merlot’ yarra valley VIC $42
2011 Wooing tree ‘pinot’ otago NZ $58
2012 Chalmers rosato ‘aglianico’ heathcote VIC $52
2011 Foster e rocco ‘sangiovese’ heathcote VIC $54
2010 Rimauresq cru classé provence FR $60
2011 Domaine de la tour du bon bandol FR $70
Safe Whites
2010 Eden road riesling ACT $45
2011 Castelli riesling porongorup WA $55
2011 Bloodwood riesling orange NSW $58
2011 Grosset polish hill riesling clare valley SA $79
2011 Merry pranksters sauv blanc marlborough NZ $55
2011 South by southwest semillon/sauv blanc margaret river WA $43
2009 Gembrook sauvignon blanc yarra VIC $62
2011 Ibizan semillon/sauv blanc margaret river WA $40
2009 Ghineo vermentino doc sardegna IT $36
2011 Mitolo jester vermentino mclaren vale SA $46
2009 Albert mann pinot blanc alsace FR $58
2011 Mountadam pinot gris eden valley SA $52
2011 Alpine valley pinot gris marlborough NZ $48
2011 Babo pinot grigio IT $47
2009 Nardello soave veneto IT $55
2009 Tomero chardonnay mendoza ARG $49
2010 Cuttaway hill chardonnay southern highlands NSW $48
2010 Man o war valhalla chardonnay waiheke NZ $60
2009 Dalwhinnie chardonnay pyrenees VIC $65
Whites For The Adventurous
2012 Uberblanc riesling TAS $55
2011 Bannockburn riesling geelong VIC $54
2009 Dr loosen wehlener sonnenuhr kabinett mosel GER $70
2010 Mac forbes arneis yarra VIC $48
2010 Eidosela albarino rias baixas ESP $54
2010 Polvanera fiano minutolo puglia IT $66
2009 Freeman fortuna gris plus hilltops NSW $52
2010 Di majo moli bianco (70% falanghina ) IT $49
2009 Radikon pinot grigio friuli-venezia Giulia IT $95
2010 Spring vale gewurztraminer freycinet coast TAS $49
2011 Domaine wachau gruner veltliner OST $50
2010 Rio mendoza torrontes salta ARG $39
2011 Dominga finca torrontes ARG $52
2010 Torbreck woodcutter’s rvm Barossa SA $42
2011 Domaine de aubuisieres vouvray FR $84
2011 Massena ‘the surly muse’ viognier barossa valley SA $50
2008 Kitma kir yianni petra white GRE $43
2010 Daniel dampt 1er cru chablis FR $72
2007 Mas des bressades rhone blanc FR $65
Reserve Whites
2009 Albert mann schlossberg ‘grand cru’ riesling $65
alsace FR (375ml)
2011 Pikes ‘the merle’ reserve riesling clare valley SA $75
2010 Helm premium riesling canberra district ACT $75
2010 Francois coyat sancerre loire valley FR $82
2006 Brokenwood ilr reserve semillon hunter NSW $85
2009 Clonakilla viognier canberra district ACT $85
2008 Prancing horse chablis FR $90
2010 Domaine bernard defaix chablis FR (organic) $86
2009 Domaine bernard moreau chassagne montrachet burgundy FR $85
2010 Shaw & smith m3 chardonnay adelaide hills SA $79
2009 By farr chardonnay geelong VIC $88
2008 Mount mary chardonnay lilydale VIC $130
Crowd Pleasing Reds
2010 Ocean 8 pinot noir mornington VIC $66
2011 Bress ‘silver chook’ pinot noir yarra valley/macedon ranges $53
2010 Stoney rise pinot noir tamar TAS $57
2010 Scotchman’s hill pinot noir geelong VIC $58
2008 Babo rosso (nero d’avola) sicily IT $39
2009 Tarot grenache mclaren vale SA $36
2010 Telmo rodriguez ‘dehesa gago’ tempranillo ESP $52
2011 Rio mendoza malbec mendoza ARG $48
2007 Merry pranksters gsm barossa SA $46
2011 Massena barbera barossa valley SA $50
2010 Rock gully cabernets franklin river WA $36
2009 Donny goodmac cabernet sauvignon yarra valley VIC $55
2009 Agoston tempranillo/cabernet ESP $40
2007 Blood of jupiter cab/sangiovese mclaren vale SA $49
2011 Clonakilla hilltops shiraz ACT $58
2010 Bugalugs shiraz Barossa Valley SA $48
2009 Chateau plonk shiraz SA $45
2010 Paxton aaa shiraz/grenache mclaren vale SA $50
2010 Bugalugs shiraz barossa valley SA $48
2010 Head ‘the brunette’ Syrah Barossa SA $65
Reds To Impress
2010 Lowburn ferry pinot noir central otago NZ $81
2011 Garagiste pinot noir mornington VIC $90
2011 Domaine du salvard ‘unique’ pinot noir loire valley FR (organic) $62
2007 Delta ‘hatters hill’ pinot noir marlborough NZ $75
2010 Graillot equinoxe crozes-hermitage rhone FR (organic) $70
2009 Gaia agiorgitiko santorini GRE $48
2011 Foster e rocco nuovo sangiovese heathcote VIC $65
2011 Rosso di rocca vino di tavola piedmonte IT $58
2009 Hilberg-pasquero barbera d’alba piemonte IT (natural) $70
2009 Samuels gorge grenache McLaren Vale SA $72
2012 Torbreck natural wine project grenache (organic, natural) barossa valley $62
2010 Luke lambert syrah yarra valley VIC $74
2007 Luigi bosca reserva cabernet sauvignon mendoza ARG $55
2008 Dalwhinnie cabernet moonambel VIC $82
2008 Man o’ war dreadnought syrah Waiheke NZ $72
2010 Cape jaffa ‘la lune’ shiraz mt benson SA $81
2010 Piggs peake ‘werewolf’ shiraz/zinfandel hunter NSW $90
Reserve Reds
2010 Rockburn pinot noir central otago NZ $80
2010 Downie pinot noir gippsland or mornington VIC $100
2009 By farr ‘farrside’ pinot noir mornington VIC $110
2009 Flowers pinot noir sonoma coast USA $118
2008 Bass phillip premium pinot gippsland VIC $230
2007 Font de michele chateaneuf du pape FR $88
2006 Cuttaway hill merlot southern highlands NSW $72
2008 Luke lambert reserve nebbiolo Heathcote VIC $118
2007 Remi jobard volnay cote d’or FR $120
2007 Sylvie esmonin volnay 1er cru cotes du nuits burgundy FR $175
2007 Sylvie esmonin gevrey chambertin cote du nuits FR $180
2006 Pizzini ‘il barone’ king valley VIC $70
2009 Luigi bosca single vineyard d.o.c. malbec mendoza ARG $102
2009 Wendowree shiraz/mataro clare valley SA $140
2007 Bloodwood cabernet sauvignon orange NSW $65
2006 Mount mary quintet yarra valley VIC $195
2006 Finca los nobles malbec/verdot ARG $140
1999 Renato ratti barolo docg IT $220
2005 Penfolds grange barossa SA $650
Dessert Wines & Digestives
NV Familia s deseado sparkling torrontes patagonia ARG $50
2009 Briada brachetto d’acqui IT (375ml) $45
2008 Piani di tufara moscato reale apulia IT (500ml) $58
2008 Kalleske jmk fortified shiraz vp SA (375ml) $55
Amaro montenegro (30ml) $8
Seppeltsfield ‘para grand’ tawny VIC (60ml) $9
Warre’s warrior ruby port (60ml) $10
Cardinal cisneros pedro ximinez (60ml) $12
Bar food
The bar is a great option to come up and have a snack or share a pizza between friends. We offer a shortened version of our downstairs menu including pate, antipasti and salads, our full pizza menu and all of our desserts.